The Huffington Post did an excellent write-up about Regina Benjamin, my new pick for Surgeon General. They spent all sorts of time talking about how Regina won't let anyone fall through the cracks and made her sound like the greatest servant to the people of all time EVER!That's not why I, Barack Obama, chose her for the position, though. As a matter of fact, without the Huffington Post, I never would've known any of that stuff! Haha! Actually, I got bored reading the article and still don't know what she did, lol! There were too many pictures to look at. Specifically, I couldn't stop looking at the first picture under "Popular Stories on HuffPost" that sent me to this maybe-NSFW post. Hoooooeeeeeeee! Haha! Who did YOU give a 10 to???
I didn't give a 10 to any of those bikini-clad ladies. My wife is hotter than all of them (AND I got Michelle pregnant! LOL!)!
What was I talking about? Oh, right. My new surgeon general, Regina Benjamin. She used to work as a paid adviser for Burger King, which wasn't reported by the Huffington Post. Thank goodness the mainstream media tycoons over at CNN picked up on this and set the record straighter than the laws in MA, IA and some other states I can't remember, haha!
It's Friday. Time to conduct more dino research and try and get some free BK from Regina before I play Rock Band... BYE!!!
